If you are...
Against Voter ID laws,
...you want illegal aliens to vote.
...you’re against progress.
Against using pesticides,
...you’re a tree hugging nut-case.
Against Citizens United,
...you’re anti-freedom of speech.
Against private profit-making prisons,
...you’re soft on crime.
Against profit-making hospitals,
...you’re for socialized medicine.
Against assault rifles for homicidal maniacs,
...you’re anti-2nd Amendment.
Against bloated pay for corporate CEOs,
...you’re against capitalism.
Against money-games in the name of banking,
...you’re against free enterprise,
Against stealing services from the poor to give tax cuts to the rich,
... you’re anti-American Dream.
Against all tax cuts for the rich,
...you’re a communist.
Against capital punishment
...you’re a lily-livered liberal.
Against forced ultrasound sonograms for women,
Against the theory that life starts at the moment of conception.
...you’re a baby killer,
Against cutting food stamps,
...you’re encouraging dependence on charity.
Against harsh immigration laws,
...you want aliens to invade the U.S.A.
Against limiting marriage to one man one woman,
...you want to destroy Judeo-Christianity.
Against restricting gay rights,
...you’re damned to Hell.