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ROMNEY PSEUDO-RAP, or, WHITE BREAD MADE THIS COUNTRY GREAT

7/16/2012

 
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willard Mitt Romney, in France
                   Romney Pseudo-Rap, or,
        White Bread Made This Country Great
          (Perform to music with a weak beat)
Willard Romney, call him Mitt        
He’s a guy who just won’t quit
Twelve long years since he began
Running for Prez, now he’s The Man.
Our Candidate Republican
Wants to be President, next election
Twenty twelve, Secret Service protection
Doesn’t drink Coca-Cola or any hard liquor,
A White Bread candidate, don’t snicker
It’s time you started to appreciate,
White Bread made this country great.
        - Pause -
Willard Romney, call him Mitt,
His great granddad was a Brit
Sailed across the Atlantic ocean
Settled in Utah, “land o’ Goshen.”
Wanted  a big family
Got a wife, then two, then three
But the country wasn’t ready for polygamy
Pretty soon the Feds came down
Mitt’s great granddad had to skip town
Jumped the border into Mexico
Bought property from Porfirio
Where his daddy, George, was born,  
But Mexico was too war torn
A guy named Emiliano Zapata
Turned it into a hot piňata
When he started his revolution
There was only one solution
Back again to Salt Lake City
Next thing you know, they’re sitting pretty
              - Pause -
Willard’s dad became CEO
Of American Motors, don’t ya know,
Then Michigan governor, what a bounce!
Inspired young Mitt to announce,
“Some day I’ll be famous like dear old dad
But richer!” An ambitious lad.
Went to college, draft deferred,     
Then France as a missionary, draft demurred
Back to college in the Vietnam war
Most students against it, young Mitt for
But safely married with kids to Anne
Never served as a soldier man
              - Pause -            
Got law and high finance degrees    
Made big bucks, keeps it in deep freeze
Bermuda, the Caymans, overseas.
Asked about his income tax
Revealed one year, and that’s the max
            - Pause -
Of course it’s perfectly law abidin’
But makes you wonder, what’s he hidin’?
           - Pause -
The thing about Willard, call him Mitt
You know for sure that he’s no twit
That noble brow, that steely glance,
That open shirt, those denim pants
A business man, he didn’t make Billions
Only a few hundred millions
So Mitt is middle class, you see
Like friends and neighbors, you and me
Sweet wifey Anne says he’s a doll
And a seriously conservative pol
           - Pause -
Mitt plays political “Simon Says”
You say, he’ll do, if you make him Prez
Obamacare’s finished. He’ll lower your tax
Kick Aliens out! Jobs to the max
But how will he do it? Says. “Leave it to me
I’m a business man, know economy.”
Campaigning now, when he gets to you
Listen politely, and please don’t boo
Clap and cheer and wave Mitt banners
Always display your party manners
He doesn’t drink Coca-Cola or any hard liquor,
He’s the White Bread candidate, don’t snicker
It’s time you started to appreciate,
White Bread made this country great!        
             - Music fades -
          [to be continued]

Martha
7/17/2012 02:40:26 pm

Funny!

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3/14/2013 07:11:05 pm

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7/10/2013 09:10:19 pm

Mitt Romney was never the perfect candidate to become the US president. I’am happy that Barack Obama won for the second time. It is not because I’am a huge fan of his Obamacare and other policies. It was just a matter of choosing the lesser evil.

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7/30/2013 03:10:16 pm

I truly support Barack Obama and I also think that Mitt Romney was not a suitable candidate for being a US president.

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7/31/2013 03:55:03 pm

Lol this one is funny! Trying hard to rhyme it and up to some extent you sure are successful.


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    Author (Yuma, AZ, 1944)

    Being 90 years in this world,  with great kids,  great grandkids, great wives (two, one at a time) and great memories, I wonder why some people seem to have stopped loving the U.S.A.? I will wonder in print right here. If you wonder too, or can provide some answers, please comment.
                                   Stuart Hodes

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                   April, 2012.
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