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MITT ROMNEY RAP

9/12/2012

 
Mitt Romney Rap  is in Public Domaine. It may be performed or adapted in whole or in part without permission.       
    
Willard Romney, call him Mitt                    
There’s a guy who just won’t quit           
Twelve years since he began            
Running for Prez, now he’s The Man.        
Candidate Republican                         
    
Wants to be President, next election        
Twenty twelve, Secret Service protection        
Doesn’t drink Coca Cola, or any hard liquor  
A White Bread candidate, don’t snicker!       
Time you started to appreciate,         
White Bread made this country great.           
    
Willard Romney, call him Mitt,         
His great granddad was a Brit.               
Came across the Atlantic ocean        
Settled in Utah, “land o’ Goshen.”          
Started up a family.                
Got him a wife, then two, then three,            
But the country wasn’t ready for polygamy,         
When the hand of the Fed came down     
All the Romneys had to skip town.                
Jumped the border into Mexico           
Bought property from Porfirio                
Where Mitt’s daddy, George, was born,      
But Mexico was too war torn               
Emiliano Zapata                    
Turned it into a hot piňata               
When he started his revolution.        
There was only one solution,           
Back again to Salt Lake City.            
Pretty soon they’re sitting pretty.               
    
Mitt’s dad became CEO                 
Of American Motors, don’t ya know,           
Country in the Vietnam war,        
Some against the draft, young Mitt for,      
So he went to college, four years deferred,    
Two more as a missionary, draft demurred.       
Body bags coming back from ‘Nam,        
Mitt’s dad elected gov’ner of Michigan,            
Mitt goes to Harvard, marries Ann,
Never did serve as a soldier man.                 
    
Talked the talk, didn’t walk the walk        
What you call a chicken hawk                

Law and high finance degrees                
Keeps his money in deep freeze               
Bermuda, the Caymans, overseas.         -0--
Says he pays his income tax            
But nobody knows the facts                 
Says he’s perfectly law abidin’                 
Maybe so, but what’s he hidin’?                
    
One thing about Willard, call him Mitt,         
You wonder, is this guy a twit?                  
That glassy stare, that nervous glance        
That happy hair, those denim pants.              
    
Wifey Ann says he’s a doll             
And seriously conservative pol           
Rich, but hey! he hasn’t got Billions        
Only a few hundred Millions                
Almost middle class, you see,             
Like him, and her, and you, and me           
        
Willard, Mitt Romney says,                  
Here’s what I’ll do if you make me Prez         
Kill Obamacare, taxes fall                 
Kick out the aliens, jobs for all.            
Just leave everything to me.                    
I’m a business man, know economy.           
Campaigning now, when I get to you,        
Listen politely, and please don’t boo.               
Show me your best party manners,        
Clap and cheer and wave Mitt banners.           
The White House needs a white bread resident,       
Do your duty, elect me president!                  
Time folks started to appreciate,                
White bread made this country great!                     5

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9/12/2012 05:50:46 am

Awesome, bro! -- I mean, Unc! U da man!

Martha
9/12/2012 10:21:07 am

You are something else, Stu! (I want to be just like you when I grow up.) May it go viral!

Tenured Radical link
9/13/2012 12:07:54 am

I am reposting this on my blog at the Chronicle of Higher Ed -- this is too, too awesome.

Jane link
9/13/2012 01:28:53 am

I'm an old high school friend of Martha's (the one with the ballet-dancing son). I think you are beyond fabulous. I've posted the rap on my Facebook page and I already see that some of my friends have taken it to share on theirs. I only wish my ole radical Mama was still alive because she would have screamed in laughing, knowing, appreciation. Keep up the fight!

Martha
9/13/2012 07:04:48 am

Check out the re-post on the Chronicle of Higher Education website:
http://chronicle.com/blognetwork/tenuredradical/2012/09/stuart-hodes-father-of-historian-headed-to-top-of-rap-charts-at-87/
... with the headline: "WWII Vet Stuart Hodes Headed to Top of Rap Charts at 87." Go, Stu!!!

Martha
9/13/2012 12:40:24 pm

Here are some of the comments I've gotten from my Facebook re-post of the Romney rap:
"Fabulous!"
"This is great! Your Dad is amazing."
"Oh my gosh, I love him."
"Fantastic! I LOVE the tie too."
"Wow!"
"Your Dad's still got it! Go Stuart!"
"Awesome."
"Amazing!"
"Please thank your dad for making my day!"
So: Thanks, Stu.

Indy M
9/14/2012 12:04:18 am

Mr. Hodes, you are a hero--in many more ways than one! I loved your rap, and I love your blog. You are the type of American we should all hold as our role model. Keep speaking out! I think you are an amazing human being--all the best to you!

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9/16/2012 01:07:18 pm

Stuart, still discovering yet another new talent? Make my day!

Yael
9/19/2012 09:29:54 am

Smart, witty, and entertaining -- this rap is the complete package! Well done!

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9/29/2012 05:29:46 am

Happy Hair!! That sums up the man....thanks for making my day.

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9/30/2012 05:30:36 am

Found you on another blog - Time Goes By. Stay ornery and keep fighting !!! Love ya ...

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To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart.

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    Author (Yuma, AZ, 1944)

    Being 90 years in this world,  with great kids,  great grandkids, great wives (two, one at a time) and great memories, I wonder why some people seem to have stopped loving the U.S.A.? I will wonder in print right here. If you wonder too, or can provide some answers, please comment.
                                   Stuart Hodes

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                   April, 2012.
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