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HAIKUS FROM LILLIPUT

1/8/2012

 
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Newt Gingrich



Nutty Professor            `            PhD, smartest guy in the room,
With a Tiffany smile                   Seeks tenure.
Swallows gall




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Mitt Romney


Root beer, ginger snaps,                           Rich, but not too -
Sincere eyes, hearty handshake               Conservative, but of course
Watch your back                                        Whatever  





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Ron Paul



Penny candy, hot apple pie, cocaine               Liberty, common sense
What's not to like?                                           The Constitution
                                                                         Eyes wide shut




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Rick Perry


The eyes of Texas                        Um, no, er, yes, well, oh like
Has two million jobs                      I think, maybe, if then,
At MacDonald's                            Oops!





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Rick Santorum


Lop a mountain top                          Send your tired, your poor
See you in church                            Your wretched refuse
Frak you very much                          Need landfill



Susan Donnelly link
1/8/2012 01:04:29 pm

Stuart, As usual this just rocks! And haiku no less!

Martha
1/9/2012 02:21:03 am

You are a poet and a comic, on top of all your other talents. Cheered me up after reading about the debates (which I can no longer watch).

urbisoler
1/10/2012 09:48:14 am

Old Man

Can't hear
Can't see
Can't pee


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    Author (Yuma, AZ, 1944)

    Being 90 years in this world,  with great kids,  great grandkids, great wives (two, one at a time) and great memories, I wonder why some people seem to have stopped loving the U.S.A.? I will wonder in print right here. If you wonder too, or can provide some answers, please comment.
                                   Stuart Hodes

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           With my friend, Nero.
                   April, 2012.
        Photo by Ray Madrigal

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