HAIKUS FROM LILLIPUT

Newt Gingrich

Nutty Professor            `            PhD, smartest guy in the room,
With a Tiffany smile                   Seeks tenure.
Swallows gall

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Mitt Romney

Root beer, ginger snaps,                           Rich, but not too -
Sincere eyes, hearty handshake               Conservative, but of course
Watch your back                                        Whatever  

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Ron Paul

Penny candy, hot apple pie, cocaine               Liberty, common sense
What's not to like?                                           The Constitution
                                                                         Eyes wide shut

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Rick Perry

The eyes of Texas                        Um, no, er, yes, well, oh like
Has two million jobs                      I think, maybe, if then,
At MacDonald's                            Oops!

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Rick Santorum

Lop a mountain top                          Send your tired, your poor
See you in church                            Your wretched refuse
Frak you very much                          Need landfill

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