Nutty Professor ` PhD, smartest guy in the room,
With a Tiffany smile Seeks tenure.
Root beer, ginger snaps, Rich, but not too -
Sincere eyes, hearty handshake Conservative, but of course
Watch your back Whatever
Penny candy, hot apple pie, cocaine Liberty, common sense
What's not to like? The Constitution
Eyes wide shut
The eyes of Texas Um, no, er, yes, well, oh like
Has two million jobs I think, maybe, if then,
At MacDonald's Oops!
Lop a mountain top Send your tired, your poor
See you in church Your wretched refuse
Frak you very much Need landfill