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AMERICA'S CREDIT RATING DROPS BECAUSE OF POLITICAL PROCESS. TEA PARTY BLAMES OBAMA

8/6/2011

 
Neighbors from Hell
    You move into a nice house in a good neighborhood. Two years later, another family moves in next door.
    They play loud music late at night.
    They put uncovered garbage out on non-collection days.
    They let their dog poop on your property.
    They have a three-car garage but park their Hummer SUV on the front lawn.
    Locals streets have a 25 mph speed limit. They drive at 50, knock down a kid on a bicycle, sue for damage to the Hummer.
    To conserve power,  people are asked to limit air conditioner use. They leave theirs on when no one is home.  After a power outage, they write outraged letters to the editor.
    To conserve water, lawns may be watered one hour a day. They leave their sprinklers on all night.
    They burn damp leaves in autumn, fill the neighborhood with smoke.
    They own a lawn tractor with an ear-splitting gas motor. Their teen-ager drives it for kicks while his father saws four-by-eights using a gas-powered circular saw. When asked to make less noise, they say it violates their right of free speech.
    At a local town meeting they complain that YOU are causing the neighborhood to deteriorate.
    Welcome to Hell!



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    Author (Yuma, AZ, 1944)

    Being 90 years in this world,  with great kids,  great grandkids, great wives (two, one at a time) and great memories, I wonder why some people seem to have stopped loving the U.S.A.? I will wonder in print right here. If you wonder too, or can provide some answers, please comment.
                                   Stuart Hodes

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           With my friend, Nero.
                   April, 2012.
        Photo by Ray Madrigal

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