Neighbors from Hell
You move into a nice house in a good neighborhood. Two years later, another family moves in next door.
They play loud music late at night.
They put uncovered garbage out on non-collection days.
They let their dog poop on your property.
They have a three-car garage but park their Hummer SUV on the front lawn.
Locals streets have a 25 mph speed limit. They drive at 50, knock down a kid on a bicycle, sue for damage to the Hummer.
To conserve power, people are asked to limit air conditioner use. They leave theirs on when no one is home. After a power outage, they write outraged letters to the editor.
To conserve water, lawns may be watered one hour a day. They leave their sprinklers on all night.
They burn damp leaves in autumn, fill the neighborhood with smoke.
They own a lawn tractor with an ear-splitting gas motor. Their teen-ager drives it for kicks while his father saws four-by-eights using a gas-powered circular saw. When asked to make less noise, they say it violates their right of free speech.
At a local town meeting they complain that YOU are causing the neighborhood to deteriorate.
Welcome to Hell!
You move into a nice house in a good neighborhood. Two years later, another family moves in next door.
They play loud music late at night.
They put uncovered garbage out on non-collection days.
They let their dog poop on your property.
They have a three-car garage but park their Hummer SUV on the front lawn.
Locals streets have a 25 mph speed limit. They drive at 50, knock down a kid on a bicycle, sue for damage to the Hummer.
To conserve power, people are asked to limit air conditioner use. They leave theirs on when no one is home. After a power outage, they write outraged letters to the editor.
To conserve water, lawns may be watered one hour a day. They leave their sprinklers on all night.
They burn damp leaves in autumn, fill the neighborhood with smoke.
They own a lawn tractor with an ear-splitting gas motor. Their teen-ager drives it for kicks while his father saws four-by-eights using a gas-powered circular saw. When asked to make less noise, they say it violates their right of free speech.
At a local town meeting they complain that YOU are causing the neighborhood to deteriorate.
Welcome to Hell!
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